Friday, April 10, 2009

Pet Peeves

  1. When the person in front of you at the gas station does not pull forward to the first gas pump and there is NO ONE in front of them.
  2. Dirty dishes piled IN the sink. Please, set them off to the side. And rinse them off, while you're at it.
  3. The person in front of you in line at airport security who doesn't take off their shoes. Even though EVERYONE ELSE around them has taken their shoes off. Then you are stuck behind them, waiting as they try to grab another bin, untie their shoes, yank them off, place them in the bin...blah blah blah.
  4. When people comment on my first and maiden last name, and how it rhymes. Really? After allllll these years of having this name combination, you think I haven't realized it rhymes?
  5. Or!! When people comment that my last name sounds a lot like "aloe vera," and proceed to make inappropriate jokes about aloe vera and where (or how) they're going to spread it on me.
  6. When people make that stupid joke of, "Hey...who sings this song?" And you reply, "Oh, it's Kings of Leon," and they reply, "Hehe...let's keep it that way...hehe."
  7. When just 2 or 3 squares of toilet paper are left on the roll in the women's bathroom, when everyone knows where to find a new roll. And when every woman knows that no other woman is gonna get by on just 2 or 3 squares to wipe with. C'mon now!
  8. When people don't look in the toilet after they've done their duty and flushed. Please, I don't want to see the nugget bobbing in the toilet when I go in after you. Mostly becuase I don't want to see your poo. But also because now I think you're kinda gross.
  9. People who have clearly just utilized the facilities in a public restroom (at a restaurant, or whatever) and do not wash their hands. What?!
  10. Anyone who uses the Brita to pour a glass of water & doesn't refill it with more water immediately upon usage. The pitcher should never be out of water.

1 comment:

  1. ahh I couldn't agree more with these! Ugh, the Brita... or in an office when people grab the last pen in a box- yet don't throw it away and leave the empty box in the drawer! Or don't refill the printer/fax machine with paper when there are reams of paper sitting right beside/below the machine.

    I especially hate when there are tinkle drops on the toilet seat. Seriously, ladies? I hover, regardless, but I don't want to have to hover over a pee sprayed seat.

    ReplyDelete

What do you think?

  © Blog Design by Simply Fabulous Blogger Templates

Back to TOP